OK, here is the thing. Drinking can be good. It can give us respite from our daily drudgery. Plus, it can help us remember or forget, well, lots of stuff. In my case, I recently had a magical night in Canada. What started off as an innocent trip to see fireworks ended up as a meeting of Inuit friends, clove cigarrettes (now illegal in the U.S.) and Canadian teens with, well, illicit materials which were of a fan-fucking-tastic nature. Anywhoooo, after making such friends, enjoying ourselves waaaaaaaay too much, we, my other and I, found ourselves wandering back to our hotel in total disarray. I laughed so hard I wet my pants. We may have fell in a river. I can't believe we weren't arrested. It was awesome. Upon arrival we decided we MUST remember the unrememberable and immediately write down our memories of the evening. Thank god we didn't have internet access of I would have posted this without explanation. Why the hell I think I can speak, much less type, french, when really screwed up is beyond me. I admire my trying:
we decided to become fugitives who woned amonkey....we went to dinner at plan bb / side. we had an amzinf meal of bruchette and beef carpacio. We shared a dish of Penn avec tomato avec basil et goat fromage. t as tres enoyale. WE decidez a prmenaide a la baeau. we ent on a grande bteua to vire le fireworks. during teh firework s wher ere we met an intersint iuit family we bonded over love of smkoind. we landed onthe homeladn au canada...we met some amazing kids who really carea bout teh govenemtn. It was fascinating tom compare cultures.
Here is my sober translation:
We decided to become fugitives who owned a monkey. We went to dinner at B Side. We had an amazing meal of brushetta and beef carpaccio. We shared a dish of penne with tomato and basil and goat cheese. It was very enjoyable. We decided to walk to the boat. We went on a great boat to see the fireworks. During the fireworks we met an Inuit family. We bonded over our love of smoking. We landed on the homeland of Canada. We met some amazing kids who really care about the government. It was fascinating to compare cultures.
OOOOOOKKKKKKAAAAY then.
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